imnothavinit:

Notice something in common in these photos?

It’s not what you think

I gave it away in the third pic

That’s right! None of these cops are wearing badges or name tags! I wonder why… seems like it’d be important to wear those, since it’s even illegal not to in other states…

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kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Do you ever see a post and just think ‘Right that’s it, buddy. You’re gone.’

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dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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officialjordansweetofanpage:

lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.

This made me rethink my life

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stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

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tomhazeldine:

I LIKE HOW HE’S LIKE ‘come at me bro, i got this.’ AND THEN HE’S LIKE SHOCKED AT HOW COLD IT REALLY IS. x

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

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